I convinced my 5 year old cousin that I was famous and now she worships me
a+ 

i’m moving to the south after college to find a real cowboy because there is no reason for me to be in one place my entire life when there are real cowboys out there
 

I’ve been in the best mood for the last 3 days, I think i’m an alien 
 

you know you’re obsessed when picking who you take to a Cher concert is one of the hardest decision you have ever made  

for anything thing that happens to me good or bad 
my first thought is always ‘i miss my dog’  
everyday, always

when people steal my tattoo ideas and then don’t even bother giving me credit for it 
i want to punch them in the mouth

fuck you for not being creative enough to think of your own idea
i shouldn’t have to suffer for your lack of imagination